that-one-person-01:

retro-taemin:

azuranightsong:

ironwoman359:

mynamesemmy:

queen-of-ancapistan:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

puddletumbles:

yellowpillowcase:

beigency:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

greythegryphon:

masculinityissofragile:

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

so ppl know

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

#justiceformatt

I’ve never seen this version before. Well, good for Matt, then. 

Matt, our true feminist ally.

You go Matt

whEN I WAS A YOUNG BOy

biggest-goldiest-fish:

skinnygothicgirl:

hatetheouternet:

biggest-goldiest-spoon:

trashpandafriend:

biggest-gummiest-fish:

biggest-goldiest-spoon:

gaelic-moon-daughter:

biggest-goldiest-fish:

nyamafriend:

gaelic-moon-daughter:

voidpunkpossibilities:

biggest-goldiest-fish:

MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

to see a marching band

He said son when you grow up

Will

You

Be

tHE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN

The beaten and the damned

He said will you

Defeat them

YOUR DEMONS

And all the non believers

The plans that they have made

Because one day

I’ll leave you

A PHANTOM

TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER

staff:

laughingatmynightmare:

Ladies and Gentlemen, you might want to take off your trousers and slip into a bathrobe because things are about to get pretty steamy in here.

I’m beyond excited to officially unveil for you the beautiful cover of my upcoming book, “Strangers Assume My Girlfriend Is My Nurse!”

I’m sure many of you temporarily lost consciousness when your eyes fell upon the sheer sexiness of my girlfriend, Hannah, and I posing in such a sultry position, so I’ll give you a minute to regain your strength before I continue. I hope you’ll wipe up your drool and keep reading because I have a few very important things to say about this book.

My name is Shane Burcaw, and I was born with a lovely muscle-wasting disease called Spinal Muscular Atrophy. I’m working really hard to use my time on this earth to create a positive, lasting impact. Specifically, my goal is to change the way society looks at disability. This book is the next step in that journey.

One of the biggest stigmas about people with disabilities is that we are incapable and unworthy of romantic relationships. To give you an example, I run a YouTube channel with Hannah, and every time we post a new episode, people inevitably comment with theories as to why on earth we are dating. Here are just a few of my favorites:

“Don’t get me wrong – he seems like a good dude – but I ain’t buying it. She’s either his nurse or good friend and this is an act, or she’s got a couple screws loose.”

“Ask yourself, would you date him? NO, YOU WOULDN’T. What is the catch here?”

“This [relationship] is abnormal and frankly disgusting.”

Aren’t these fun? Jokes aside, this is but a small indication of the vast and innumerable ways that people with disabilities are discriminated against on a daily basis. I am determined to change that situation.

My strategy is humor. In “Strangers Assume My Girlfriend Is My Nurse” I use funny stories from my life to show readers that using a wheelchair is not some horrid, depressing existence. I’m a person, and my disability should not invoke pity or aversion, but rather, respect and love and kindness, just like we all deserve.

If you personally support that idea, please please please consider sharing this post. My ability to make a difference in this world is solely hinged upon spreading my story to as many people as possible, and YOU hold that power for me!

In celebration of my new book, and to raise funds for my nonprofit organization (which teaches children across the country about disability awareness and pride), I am hosting a HUGE online event scheduled for 8pm EST on November 27th. Entertainment will include a reading from “Strangers Assume”, an open Q&A where you can ask me anything you’d like, never-before-heard stories, and other special surprises! Your ticket purchase will help us provide adaptive technology to individuals living with muscular dystrophy in December 2018.

Thanks so much for reading and taking the time to share this exciting news. Below are all the important links you need regarding my new book and the live event on Nov 27th.

Pre-order “Strangers Assume” – https://www.amazon.com/Strangers-Assume-My-Girlfriend-Nurse/dp/1626727708

Pre-order autographed copy of “Strangers Assume” – https://www.laughingatmynightmare.com/shop

Nov 27th Exclusive Event Tickets – https://www.laughingatmynightmare.com/events

Matt Carr (genius photographer who shot the cover) Instagram – https://www.instagram.com/themattcarr/?hl=en

We here at Tumblr have been following Shane’s story since 2011 (!), and we couldn’t be more excited about his newest book. Congratulations, Shane!