biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

blrdbeak:

blrdbeak:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

harbinger-of-madness:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

heldthemoonsglow:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

my mom broke her arm 😦 

go make her a get well soon card

(make sure to add your signature)

i’m in tears, everyone sign it!

Is this okay?

perfect!

i combined all the signatures!! (if one of these are your signatures and you dont like it, dm me and i will remove it!!)

a lot of people would starting new signatures so i thought I could fuse em!!! let’s all try to sign on the same one yeah?

update because…a lot more people signed & i missed em!! sorry if I missed yours or it yours are small!! theres so many and I’m trying not to mess with the orientation just yet

i love this so much, keep going

How does one sign? GET WELL SOON OVERLORD

winnie-the-patton:

spiderboyneedsahug:

interwebsisgodtier:

butmomilovelance:

•right so you know how may parker has literally lost everyone she’s ever loved?

•you know who ELSE has lost everything they’ve ever loved? THOR

•imagine like thor telling the living avengers about how he has no one left

•and tony kinda makes some offhanded comment about him having “parker luck” and telling him about may because he’s a dad sad man who’s not coping well

•and thor, being the lovely and kind gentleman he is, is immediately like “where is this woman i must confide in her”

•so he goes the the apartment with three bottles of wine and a twelve pack of bud light

•and may’s like “…what the fuck”

•”ive literally lost everyone who’s important to me and stark said you did too so now im here to chat”

•”….alright i’ll bring out the cheese and crackers”

•cut to two hours later with thor getting tispy but may is fine because she’s a woman who can handle her liquors

•and they just talk about their families forever like:

•”and then my brother—loki— he just,,he just pulls out a knife like what a fool and he obviously gets killed as he redeems himself for me omg i miss him”

•”i totally understand!! my genius nephew jumped out of a school bus to fight a titan and ended up dying and now im all alone and tony stark is depressed”

•so by now they are wasted and going through photo albums

•while religiously listening to abba

•like “my love my life” comes on a they lose it

•by now they are hammered (haha get it) and sobbing and laughing

•”THOR YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED HIM SO MUCH”

•”I ALREADY LOVE YOUNG PETER”

•and while this is highly unlikely i want it to happen

headcanon accepted

When peter comes back and learns that Thor (THOR) knows about him and loves him he just dies again

@jacketslutjayse

sicknoodles:

john15-10:

sicknoodles:

lovethyenemy1994:

Allow me to find a verse which proves this wrong.

Romans 1:26-27

Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones.  In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

But if it’s two women, having sex, inside marriage, out of love, then it is not a sin. If those two women are married to eachother and truely love eachother then it isn’t a sin.

Marriage is only between man and woman. Homosexual acts are condemned. A gay marriage is not recognized by God

Love does not rejoice in sin

If you marry before god, it is marriage. Love covers a multitude of sins.

Why can’t anyone let people love as long as it isn’t lawfully illegal and isn’t hurting anyone like, y’all I’m sick of the debate how about if ya don’t like it, fine, you don’t have to, but don’t go bitching about it. like that rabbit from Bambi said: “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all.” You are entitled to your opinion, not to shoving it down someone’s throat.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

me insulting my own intelligence: ¯_(ツ)_/¯

someone else insulting my intelligence: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

someone insulting my friend’s intelligence: 

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

stefayeknee:

fellowshipofteamfreewillassemble:

empgonzo:

baizenvalentine:

“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” – Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

You hire Spider-Man and you fucking got Spider-Man.

Mah boiiiii

Tom Holland is a treasure

ofwordsandverses:

caffeinewitchcraft:

-You discover a new document in your “completed” folder. It’s 20k words of fantasy and adventure. You have no memory of writing it.

– You take a sip of your coffee and set it down to type. After a moment, you take another sip only to find the cup empty. You have written ten words.

– You go to take a shower and discover writing on your skin. Dialogue, character description, tips for edits. You don’t remember bringing pen to flesh.

– The cursor blinks at you. You blink back. Time stretches as you blink, back and forth, back and forth until, at last, you both stop blinking entirely. Nothing gets written.

– The same word appears three times in the same paragraph. You edit them out, only to find them, again, three paragraphs down. You close your laptop and decide to go shopping. You stare at the word flashing by on the way to the store. You feel followed.

– Your pen carves vicious corrections onto a printed copy of your story. Later, you will not remember the way you grit your teeth while editing or why calling a character effervescent is “superfluous.”

– There are words scrawled on receipts, on post its, on torn out scraps of paper all over your room. You recognize your handwriting on most of them and choose to ignore those bits in handwriting you do not.

– Your mom asks about your day. You do not know how to explain the exhaustion in your bones or the way your neck aches with the weight of eyes you’d tried to leave on the page  or the way your fingers are still typing phantom words against your thighs. You tell her nothing happened.

– Your roommates are concerned. You have not spoken in days. You wonder who it was you were whispering to last night as you scratched out another outline at the kitchen table.

– Your computer screen goes dark while you stare at your last sentence, trying to think of where to go next. You did not know that your lips could curl like that or your eyes could look so black.

ON POINT. Some additions:

– You are in a work-meeting when someone says the word. The word which you have been grasping for, for the past two days. Now you must scribble it down somewhere.

–  You read a brilliant story. You get inspired. You write stuff. You forget about the story. Months later you think of a perfect plot. A perfect story. A Pulitzer-worthy work of art. You write it down fuelled with passion and coffee. Your writing buddy casually mentions your story’s similarity to the one they read a few weeks ago. Horror ensues.

– You are on the bus. A stranger catches your eye. There are worlds hidden in those eyes and you write down one (1) perfectly crafted sentence in your notes app. This will be it. Your novel. It isn’t.

– You see a black cat lurking in an alleyway. You follow it. (One must always follow black cats for they are the keepers of secrets). You play out an entire future in your head in which the cat leads you to an enchanted forest with witches and mages and dragons and magic. In which you save the world with the help of an invaluable sidekick. An hour later you find yourself nursing one of many scratches. The keeper of secrets doesn’t like to be touched.

-You read a sentence. Its eloquence overwhelms you. You will never be able to write like that. You cower under your blankets (plural) and weep.

-You read an old piece of yours. You think, wow I am capable of stringing words together. You read something you wrote five minutes ago. Agony. Disgust. Who allowed this person near a computer.

ilovemygaydad:

thelogicalloganipus:

thelogicalloganipus:

therealpancakeo:

thelogicalloganipus:

thelogicalloganipus:

thelogicalloganipus:

shygirl4991:

thelogicalloganipus:

Photoshop just stopped me from creating a god tier shitpost and you should be thankful because it was getting weiiiiiiiiiiird

well now i want to see it!

It was about having sex with a girl and laying an egg do you really want to see that I mean 

#I’m so curious

FINE HAVE A DOSE OF MY WEIRD BRAIN I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE (ps I know Thomas is Gay with a capital G I just saved this post years ago and it makes me snort laughing every time I read it) (I’m so sorry) (Thank you @jiyudreamer for allowing me to use your screenshots)

I was asked to bring this back and you know what i couldn’t resist here have this monstrosity

WH Y

answers I have not would you like instead a croissant 

Periodically I have to remind you guys- my mind is a mess with no exit

Thelo what the fuck

I found this funny tho tbh