colachampagnedad:

kingjaffejoffer:

blackqueerblog:

“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”

So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.

this is the most annoying family ive ever heard

I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.

I love the man on that boat like the rest don’t have their priorities in order. YOU GOT UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WITH WHALES WITHOUT PAYING AN ENTIRE FUCKING FORTUNE TO DIVE WITH THEM YA FUCKING TWATS, BE EXCITED ABOUT IT.