All I can think of with the sims 3 patch note that says ‘sims on fire will no longer be forced to attend graduation before they can put themselves out’ is:
Sim: PROFESSOR?! PROFESSOR! IM ON FIRE!
The professor: YOU WILL SIT THROUGH THIS DAMN GRADUATION YA LITTLE SHIT.
Or alternatively
Sim 1: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE ON FIRE!
Sim 2: I DON’T CARE I SPENT TOO MUCH FUCKIG MONEY TO HAVE IT BE RUINED JUST BECAUSE IM BURNING ALIVE.