If people had tumblr during the time when America was just a colony

It’d be like this
*Just-you-Wait: I’m sick and my mother is dying.
Edit: my mom’s dead.
Willing-to-Wait-for-it liked your post
Willing-to-Wait-for-it: my parents are dead too.*
Just-you-Wait: I’ve arrived to the new land and met Willing-to-Wait-for-it, free-the-slaves, i-want-to-fight, and ive-come-just-to-say-fuck-you-king-george!
I-am-king-listen-to-me reblogged your post!: well fuck you too ive-come-just-to-say-fuck-you-king-george.
Ive-come-just-to-say-fuck-you-king-george reblogged your post!: hey, It’s what my blog is about isn’t it?
I-an-king-listen-to-me reblogged your post!: it’s just one post with a middle finger with the caption ‘fuck you’?!
Ive-come-just-to-say-fuck-you-king-george reblogged your post!: Exactly.