boltheeye:

avsensio:

So I just got this message literally few minutes ago

And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀

Pls share this awareness ⚠

DO NOT FUCKING EVEN

Oofff damn

boltheeye:

avsensio:

So I just got this message literally few minutes ago

And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀

Pls share this awareness ⚠

DO NOT FUCKING EVEN

Oofff damn

captainsnoop:

the one guy on tumblr whose job it is to manually review the shit the bots flag: why do i have over 1000 new flags to review and why are they all different pictures of the peanut butter baby 

wellmanicuredman:

lotterywinnersonacid:

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

you: big brother

me, an intellectual: enormous sibling

getoutofmyjaneway:

boldly-yo:

the-starship-enterprise:

the-starship-enterprise:

the-starship-enterprise:

It always haunts me in ‘Who mourns for Adonais?’ how Apollo has no visible nipples

where

where are they

This is the future tumblr wants

The real test, will this too get flagged?

magicalwolfgirllupus:

magicalwolfgirllupus:

Guess what kind of bot just followed me.

Tumblr, sweetie, keep up the great work. I mean, I would hate to see Mario shirtless, but those bots we’ve wanted you to get rid of? They’re showing an acceptable amount of skin.

Wait, I didn’t see any female-presenting nipples while I was reporting the blog. Don’t delete it, it’s fine.

bluehairedspidey:

twelveclara:

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

those of us who’ve been on tumblr 5+ years: 

I’ve been here a year and I know you’re gonna have to kill me before I get off this hellsite

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Why weren’t you at gaud practice???

Was haunting those that mocked me. I apologise.