I adored the small melodies Ralsei would sing during battles and I knew the second I heard them I had to arrange a theme based off of them so here it is!
Papyrus trips on his way down the stairs and very visibly shatters
his ulna in three places. It’s excruciating, but he’s dead silent.
He
slowly stands up, walks past a horrified Sans, who was dozing on the
couch, roots in his pockets with his good hand, then carefully places a
random assortment of bills into the jar.
He takes a deep breath.
“d-dude, we gotta get a doctor–”
“FUCKING
PISSING SHITTING CUNTING FUCK LORD ALMIGHTY DOES THIS HURT GOODNESS
FUCKING GRACIOUS ME I’VE GONE AND SNAPPED MYSELF IN HALF LIKE A TWIZZLER
LEFT OUT IN THE SUN BOY OH BOY HAVE I REALLY FUCKING DONE IT THIS TIME
WOWIE THIS IS QUITE THE INJURY–”
“i-i’m callin’ someone–”
“THAT’S
VERY MUCH APPRECIATED THANK YOU SANS IF IT’S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE CAN
YOU PLEASE PUT SOME MORE OF MY MONEY IN THE SWEAR JAR BECAUSE WE’RE BOTH
GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY BOATS AT THE END OF THIS ONE GOOD FUCKING
GRAVY–”
And yes, that IS my actual Asgore voice narrating.
Tonight at Walmart I saw a little boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater. The girl (these kids looked to be about 5, MAYBE 6) said no, so the boy said “okay. I like your sweater. Bye.” And then ran back to his parents.
He said to his Dad “I didn’t hug her because she said no, but I told her I liked her sweater!” And his dad said “Cool buddy!” And they went on with their shopping trip.
If a small child understands the ‘complex’ concept of consent, and the meaning of the word ‘no’, then so should everyone else.
The audience score is so bad because it’s all angry neckbeards complaining about how they can’t jack off to it and how it’s all an evil conspiracy by the ess jay double you’s and people leaving 1 star reviews to get the score lower
She-Ra was devised by Mattel to launch toys in the Masters of the Universe line to little girls because they found out, surprise! Little girls like action and adventure too. Her toys and her show were aimed at girls. And fucking NECKBEARDS are offended that she got a reboot. Eat ASS
some of you have been saying to me, “Hey, you’re a heathen who fears neither God nor death, right? Nuke The Sound Of Silence.”
so, after a lot of stalling, here is “The Sound Of Silence, But The Instruments Are The Vocals And The Vocals Are The Instruments.” What does that mean, you ask?
You are about to find out. Enjoy the ride.
that’s what I like to hear
It feels like my ears are upside down??
i love this sound designer you did not disappoint me
This is the last thing you hear before the AI take over and assimilate you.
this plays at the end of portal 3
Ah, so this is the sound of silence
EARS UPSIDE DOWN IS AN ACCURATE DESCRIPTION; I DO NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL
this is fascinating and weirdly enjoyable; I want to choreograph a dance to it
Anxiety-prone-human 