agenderblues:

staff:

lilltcross:

What if the tumblr staff made this update on purpose to see our funny posts about it

Not the purpose, but certainly one of the joys. 

oh my god why do you literally hate your users

@staff admit it, you fucked up.

scrap-patch:

kdfrqqg:

caswouldratherbehere:

Is this a thing right now?!!?

Unfortunately, yes!

😬

biggest-goldiest-fish:

nyamafriend:

gendernihilistanarchocommunist:

statz-876:

fonzworthcutlass:

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

$50 maybe

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

It’s John mulaneys money clip

NOW YOUVE THROWN HIM OFF HIS RHYTHM

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE-

captainevans:

some people’s blogs are being incorrectly flagged as explicit so if you would like to check your status, you can look it up on postlimit.com.

if you have been incorrectly marked as nsfw, you can appeal before tumblr permanently filters you as such and your blog is set back to default settings prior to december 18th here.

sanders-trash-4ever:

angelpassing:

angelpassing:

angelpassing:

is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child

like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink it but only if its super sweet n has a ton of milk

rb w/ if ur oldest, middle, or youngest child and how u feel about coffee

This is… accurate to me and my two younger siblings. Like, extremely accurate.

I’m the middle child and I HATE. COFFEE. I just can’t accept that people like hot bitter bean soup.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

disco pose but one finger is pointed at god, one pointed at satan, both are flipping them off

Mood.

neuro-positivity:

thisss

pLEASE