mewithanie:

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beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

The notes on this!!

Awww

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~

can they see this right now??

OMG HE’S ADORABLE

NiceGuy™: “I hope my crush wears sexy underwear to bed”

Actual nice boy: “gosh I hope she wears pjs to bed so I can get some for her”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

earthponi:

fluffybunnybadass:

jinngersnap:

fluffybunnybadass:

ruecian:

toastydoodles:

usbdongle:

sparagm0s:

merryxigmas:

3tno:

myutsuu:

merryxigmas:

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

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WHAT

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

from 1993.
thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

ha?

kinglestroodle:

cold-and-analytical:

xakumi:

hecho-a-mano:

hecho-a-mano:

transgendermermaidprincess:

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candygas:

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anaxxalex:

alltimesleepingveils:

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kirksthyla:

thefandomlyfe:

m-a-l-t-a-r-a:

takemewherethewildthingsare:

paint-me-a-butt:

mishassbuttofthelord:

mcdolans:

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person


will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

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there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

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i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

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do not question

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

What the hell, I’ll try it

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

This is a lieeeee

I want a doot doot

Give me a doot doot

gimme that doot doot

Doot doot?

Blease

Gimme the doots

Dodie clark…dodie…doodie…dootie…doot doot…bring it

I got a doot doot YAY

Will be answered in character if I get any!

I have never had one of these work-

doot doot ?

Over 2 mil? Let’s see if I get one

chemically-imbalanced-romance:

sandersstudies:

Thomas? Beautiful.

Joan? Beautiful.

Talyn? Beautiful.

Valerie? Beautiful.

Terrence? Beautiful.

Leo? Beautiful.

Jamahl? Beautiful.

JayisJo? Beautiful.

Brittney? Beautiful.

Dominic? Beautiful.

Dahlia? Beautiful.

Kenny? Beautiful.

Derionna? Beautiful.

Kyle? Beautiful.

Rafaela? Beautiful.

Calypso? Beautiful.

All of Thomas’ friends? Beautiful.

Fanders? Beautiful.

Me?

Also beautiful. What, you thought this would be some kind of self-deprecating joke? Well, the truth is you are all beautiful, and you deserve to live well and be happy.

Thomas would be proud

devxtchka:

bixbiboom:

therealeggdeity:

sharklord:

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gifsandsound:

Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot- doot doot doot- dooooo

(10:00)

In the hall of the mountain king

the floofiest munchkin

why would anyone think its ok to breed a cat to look like this?

munchkin cats are a result of a naturally occurring genetic mutation, it’s not a result of cats having their legs bred down for their short size as is the case for daschunds. munchkin cats experience no physical deformities or abnormalities in their legs or as a result of their legs

I absolutely refused to believe that comment and went to look for myself. Turns out it’s true, munchkins are extremely healthy breeds. The mutation only affects health in the fetal stage, which means unhealthy kittens don’t survive to be born at all and never suffer. Rarely they experience a curvature of the spine called lordosis, and cats with this condition are very short-lived, but this isn’t unique to munchkins and can affect cats of all sizes.

So I’ve been railing against the breeding of munchkin cats for years for no reason, apparently. Sorry, cats.

Justice for munchkin owners

companionsofusall:

the-devils-dandy:

emaciatinq:

the-festive-edson:

Hey there frends-

I know a lot of you out there are struggling to acquire binders, and while you’re waiting to get one you might need an alternative. Ace bandages can be pretty hazardous to your health, so I thought I’d share my binding method with you. It came about out of necessity (I’m not in a position where I can buy myself a commercial binder,) but it’s comfortable and works great. I use it everyday and pass so well, at this point I’m not even looking into commercial binders anymore. 

Hope this helps some of you. 

ok but like you could reblog things like this for your transboy followers who may not be able to afford to buy a binder so that they can pass as male . … …….

Holy shit you are an absolute god

[id: long instructional guide on a homemade binder. The guide is entitled, “Simple Camisole Binder: Comfortable everyday binding for trans*, genderfluid, and nonbinary folks, brought to you by thefandomedson.” He has since moved to tomstoast.

The first slide on the guide shows two pictures of Thomas, the poster, wearing the binder. The main picture shows him wearing the binder in regular clothes – a grey sweater and some jeans. His chest is flat. The smaller image shows his binder sans shirt – showing the black camisole folded over his chest.

This intro slide reads, “We all know that binding with Ace bandages is dangerous and can even ruin our chances for surgery later on, but what’s your alternative when you don’t have a binder? Read on, dear friend.

Disclaimer: I’m not a doctor so I’m not going to say this is 100% safe only to be blamed or sued later on, but it’s not as constricting as a typical binder so I don’t see how it can really harm you. It’s just a regular article of clothing that’s been turned around and folded. As always though, it’s safest to bind with a legitimate binder that’s been made specifically to flatten your chest without harming your body. 

Also: Obviously I’m just one guy and what works for me might not work for someone else. For most of you, this is only meant to be a temporary solution until you can get a real binder.

further description under the cut:

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kinkshamer69:

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

i have but i also have, like, real problems

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible.

We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap.

I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest.

Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes.

If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

“You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?”

“i have but i also have, like, real problems”

This has such a baby boomer vs. millennial energy and i think about this exchange everyday