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strawberrycupcakehuckleberrypie:

wilde-world:

athelind:

heroofthreefaces:

dank-schnitzel-boy:

cometstar12:

cakeandchocolatemilk:

amaranthtalmage:

thefranticphantasm:

therandomguyposting:

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carma

You know I’m getting very “exhausted” with these puns

They don’t have much “drive” behind them.

There’s not enough “vroom” on this site for the lot of you smart-asses.

I’m getting “tired” of you guys

For some people making puns is “auto”matic

I’m “wheel”y sick of this guys

Yeah I’ve had it with this shift

You’re really straining my suspension of disbelief. 

I get the feeling these are all puns about automobiles, but I don’t know jack about cars, so…

this whole thread has tanked

we didn’t have to go down this road

We’re on the highway to hell.

shktpost:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

saturnsocoolioyep:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

unitlangley02:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

I glow in the dark

I grow in the dark

I growl in the dark

I prowl in the dark

howl in the dark

scowl in the dark

Things go afoul in the dark

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

stomp your feet if you’re PANSEXUAL and kind of A DUMB BITCH

👏👏👏👏👏👏

virge-of-death:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

akarilloydwg:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

catwithbenefits:

klapollo:

guy fieri’s flagship show is all about him going to underappreciated family-owned restaurants, praising their work and bringing them nationwide positive attention and business. he openly supports lgbt people like his sister and frequently has gay chefs on his grocery games competition, including ones revolving around relationships and family. he donates all of the non-perishable food from grocery games to food banks and advocates for fighting hunger. he goes to parts of the country where natural disasters have hit and hosts big events where he cooks for and feeds the victims. he has a legitimately funny sense of humor on his shows and is generally said to be a really nice person. he loves his son and has done whole television specials about taking him along on trips having once-in-a-lifetime experiences together. he might look goofy but that man does things that nourish the SOUL and u cant put frosted spikes on THAT

I’m glad we got this universe’s Guy Fieri and not the Homestuck one

Wait what

@broadwaytheanimatedseries Hm? Something wrong?

What the fuck did Homestuck do to Guy Fieri???

He like, took over the world?

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

go to this site and type in your name. it gets weird fast

Dammit gaud, now too many are using the server.

leimarus:

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leimarus:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

love and empathy

and pixie stix

I remember tricking half my art class into snorting Pixie sticks.

tell us the story

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Oh. Well, it was pretty normal for kids in my school to take art because they thought they’d get to do no work. So majority of the people would always fuck around in the class, piss off the teacher daily n’ he was pretty chill. I didn’t really like these kids either. The teacher had the class set up sort of circle cult like which was what gave me access. What helped is in most my classes m’f don’t every question what I say, it was like truth and they never second guessed it. Be outta fear or respect or both, for whole different story.

Anywho, so our teacher gave us some pixie sticks, I think it was after Halloween or somethin’. Someone makes the joke that it looked like cocaine. Me with my monotonenesss made a sarcastic joke/refer to it beings like a flavor powder you can snort it getting you High and you get the taste. They took me seriously, didn’t catch my sarcasm. Start askin me more about it so I play along. I’m good at making bullshit stories its apart of my humor so this is a breeze. I tell them it was a popular thing to do, that through the nose it can give direct access to the blood stream and that the chemicals in the candy give a mild High like huffing paint but less noticable and theres flavor. Again, they believe me, super hyped about this shit. My friends and teacher who know me well know I’m being sarcastic. Their holdin in laughter.

I pretend to put some on my finger,, they can’t see, I was across the room. I make it seem like I snort some and enjoy it. Then I pass it over like a joint. One by one I watch them snorting pixie stick dust like a line of coke. Not once just once either. And a minute or two after they are actin High. Talking shit to each other, climbing the tables, spinning in chairs. They lost one of their shoes in side the ceiling and I don’t think they got it back. They sums up most of it. It was a dick move but it be like that sometimes.