glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Yesterday my dad took me out for lunch and errands but stopped before he left the house to ask if I’d be ashamed to be seen with my hick dad while he wore bib overalls.

I laughed in his face and came back dressed like this:

We have had numerous arguments about whether I dress like a hick or like I’m gay. Look, Dad, a fella can be both. 

Thanks! This is the most haunting idea ever planted in my brain and I won’t be able to unsee it unless I dramatically change my look.

archivefullofyoutubers:

Can we all pledge that if we find a flagged post we will ALWAYS inform the OP so they can have it reviewed.

i-am-a-fish:

pukicho:

pukicho:

pukicho:

I’ve got a real incredible giveaway for you guys later today

Nope, Nope, Nope:

Don’t miss your chance to win undertale. Already own it? you could be the proud owner of two copies of undertale 

Theres 100,000 of u here, please check it out, you’ve seen the circumstances

I may be a bastard but I’m not a lying bastard

Please everyone follow Pukicho!!!!!! They’re a really really nice person!!!

randomagender:

randomagender:

insomniac-penguin:

How to make tumblr better

Step 1:

Delete staff

This jus gave me an idea.

Report staff

And unfollow and block them

lilacskies-oceaneyes:

lilacskies-oceaneyes:

the-only-bi-turtle:

saturnic-vapour:

lunabanks1:

solxrenigma:

blue-bird-of-two-faces:

spottytonguedog:

maneth985:

phil-of-the-phuture:

anonymouscatperson:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

catf8sh:

bye-onara:

robotbisexual:

karajames:

poonpie:

thesoftgrape:

thehumorousace:

lgbtqpjo:

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders
Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender
Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

christians: i believe in God

Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO

This whole post is gold

This post is so damn accurate omg

It is so ✨ACCURATE✨

Straight people: you’re bi? Cool.

Straight TM people: you’re bi? Let’s have a 3some.

teachers: leave when the bell rings please

teachers™: tHe bELl doESnt diSSmiSs yOu, i dO

vegans: hello i dont want to eat meat thank you 🙂

vegans™: IM A VEGAN ELLIE HOW COULD YOU EVER EAT CHEESE IN FRONT OF ME OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU DUMB BITCH THERE ARE PIG HEARTS RIPPED OUT OF A LIVE PIG IN THERE!

mexican-super-saiyan:

throatmistress:

She came for his whole LIFE

jujuoh:

zombie-twink:

Results so far

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

sarapsys:

kirabook:

Dear people planning to move to pillowfort:

As someone not involved in the development of pillowfort but am a web developer, I think you should lower your expectations, but not for the reason you think.

Pillowfort is a baby. A newborn. A smol bab. If you were here during the early days of Tumblr, think of that. 

Pillowfort simply cannot be the immediate solution to your woes. It needs to be nurtured and cared for to become a mature and happy adult. 

If you want Pillowfort to work, they’ll need feedback, advice, bug reports, etc. This is a chance to make Pillowfort the Ao3 of Fanfiction.net. It’s not gonna happen overnight, you need to give it time and love and it’ll get there. 

If you don’t want to pay money to get into the beta, that’s ok. It will be open to the public soon enough and you won’t have to pay a dime. Their financial model moving forward sounds good (a subscription fee for super extra features), but even an Ao3 model would work swell for them probably. 

We’re living in an interesting time on the internet. Governments across the world are cracking down on content and yet community run websites are starting to thrive more and more. 

Tumblr once upon a time was what Pillowfort is today, but this time, let’s make sure Pillowfort can stay independent from mega corporations. 

yes this

most of the criticism i’ve seen of pf so far ultimately come back to this

is it an alright platform with a good community? yes. does it have a lot of potential? yes. does it have a lot of problems still being worked out? yes.  are the staff open and responsive? absolutely. do i recommend it? yes, if you’re willing to live in a house while it’s being built.

but it’s not a ready-made replacement for tumblr.  set your expectations accordingly.