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sorryimjessi:

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

I’ll reblog it.

Not a sexual predator. I am infact

And don’t want sex with

ANYBODY!

I ain’t a pedo/map/nomap or whatever they call themselves and they all deserve to burn in my opinion

NOT A PEDO MAP BITCH THEY CAN DIIIEEEE.

Ayee!

Pedos can burn in the depths of Tartarus

thelogicalloganipus:

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The Sanders Sides AU no one asked for

iCarly AU

Carly – Patton

Sam – Virgil

Freddie – Logan

Spencer – Roman

Gibby – Deceit

Ms.Benson – Dr.Picani

That one guy from the smootie shop – Remy

That’s all, this isn’t a serious au that I won’t be goinf forth with

Thanks, bye

I’m scared, why is Gibby Deceit?

Because I can’t stop imagining Deceit busting into the house shouting his name as he walks in

And I’m 110% sure Deceit would actually get a copy of his own head for the hell of it

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE-

I’M SORRY

I’m actually crying, this is the wost/best thing I’ve ever done in my life

Are you proud of me momther @nightcatssketchbook

I gotta say, I don’t see Virgil as Sam. But I’m not sure who I see as Sam.

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c-a-republic-official:

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Drive-thrus are liminal spaces

Saw a guy doing meth in a McDonald’s drive-thru once

liminal spaces

Experienced the wrath of both god and satan at a drive-thru once

same entity 

I have a video on my computer of a guy I was paid to spy on doing multiple bumps of cocaine in a starbucks drive-thru and then exclaiming, “Cocaine is a hell of a drug!”

Are you a private investigator and if not how did you get in that situation

American politics is weird man…

wat

I know someone who drove backwards through a drive thru and videoed it

a truly lawless land

my-life-as-a-teenage-robotnik:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

internetblogger:

why are some teachers so insistantly aggressive about punishing children for having interests they dont understand?

I remember this shit happening while I was still in school too where anything that was really popular among young boys was instantly labelled a distraction that you could be punished for. pokemon, yu-gi-oh, beyblades, all of them were banned very quickly from my school and I remember on numerous occassions teachers calling them stupid and pointless and going on tangents about how they dont let their children engage in interests like that because it rots your brain. what was the deal? And the main excuse would always be that it was a distraction. Like yeah thats the point pricipal dr.deepshit, children cant be expected to be 100% focussed on their schoolwork for 8 hours a day. they need to have outlets to blow off steam because school is fucking hard. let kids like things you stank asses.

Mrs. Weiner