What Happened When I Google Translated “Gaston” Five Times

ibeliveinjohnlock:

headoverhiddles:

marhinki-shipper-4-lyph:

derp-legolas:

derp-legolas:

real-gaston:

magicalwolfgirllupus:

the 2017 version of “Gaston”, from English, to French, to Spanish, to Irish, to Latin, and back to English

[El loco]
Gosh, it bothers me to see Gaston
Two in landfills
I wish you all Gaston!
even songs
There’s no honest man in town
Option you type in the world
All the power is impressed Moved
Or the hard

No one in the form of Gaston
No such quick Gaston
In his thick that the person Gaston
When the husband is not the man’s home

[BIMBETTES]
Perfect: General pure!

[Lefou / Men]
You can ask Tom, Dick Stanley O
And as I was, I say to you, in which pain is more a function

Gaston like playing darts?
Breaking Gaston, such as a heart?
That is more than the sum of the parts of it, as Gaston?

[Gaston]
As has been shown, that is, you may be intimidating!

[All]
Mine that guy Gaston!

[Gaston]
he was begging
Thanks, lefou

[El loco]
Also not easy to rebuild
A lot?

[Gaston]
It is …

[All]
I do not like Gaston
Gaston, like torches Glory

[El loco]
In the sport of wrestling that crunches Gaston

[Gaston]
The hunt me, I uttered runs
And tell wild animals speech
First carefully liver yearn
In the letter, Put me;

[El loco]
Is it fair?

[Gaston]
It is not I who do

[All]
No one seems to Gaston
The match mind Gaston

[El loco]
The spitting match spits like Gaston

[Gaston]
I, especially, expectorating good!

[Spit]

[All]
Ten points for Gaston!

[Gaston]
When a kid I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning it was great
Now I am older, I eat five dozen eggs
So I’m roughly the size of a barge!

[Lefou / MAN]
The brain can Gaston?
Gaston conversations like that?

[Gaston]
Who gaping as the end Gaston?
To use my own tree ornaments

[All]
REPEAT
Human person?
Who is the victory of the great city?
Need help? You can not guess?
Fans, and five will patrician -slaves
There’s a guy in town
With all …

[El loco]
1000 … S, T, A, and its name is …
I think the other t …
I have seen just illiterate
He did not spell it out in front with …

[All]
Gaston!

I didn’t write “Gaston” or help make “Beauty and the Beast” in any way. I just used Google Translate to create this monstrosity. If anyone wants to make a YouTube video where they sing this or convert it in text to speech, go ahead. Just credit me.

source of lyrics: https://genius.com/Josh-gad-gaston-lyrics

source of translations: https://translate.google.com/

Sta? He’s spelling Stanley y’all.

Also

[All]
I do not like Gaston

I can’t even

I CAN’T FUCKING EVEN THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE READ IN MY ENTIRE KIFE

LIFE I MEAN

HE’S SPELLING STANLEY

He was begging
Thanks Lefou

El loco/Gaston ftw

What Happened When I Google Translated “Gaston” Five Times

ibeliveinjohnlock:

headoverhiddles:

marhinki-shipper-4-lyph:

derp-legolas:

derp-legolas:

real-gaston:

magicalwolfgirllupus:

the 2017 version of “Gaston”, from English, to French, to Spanish, to Irish, to Latin, and back to English

[El loco]
Gosh, it bothers me to see Gaston
Two in landfills
I wish you all Gaston!
even songs
There’s no honest man in town
Option you type in the world
All the power is impressed Moved
Or the hard

No one in the form of Gaston
No such quick Gaston
In his thick that the person Gaston
When the husband is not the man’s home

[BIMBETTES]
Perfect: General pure!

[Lefou / Men]
You can ask Tom, Dick Stanley O
And as I was, I say to you, in which pain is more a function

Gaston like playing darts?
Breaking Gaston, such as a heart?
That is more than the sum of the parts of it, as Gaston?

[Gaston]
As has been shown, that is, you may be intimidating!

[All]
Mine that guy Gaston!

[Gaston]
he was begging
Thanks, lefou

[El loco]
Also not easy to rebuild
A lot?

[Gaston]
It is …

[All]
I do not like Gaston
Gaston, like torches Glory

[El loco]
In the sport of wrestling that crunches Gaston

[Gaston]
The hunt me, I uttered runs
And tell wild animals speech
First carefully liver yearn
In the letter, Put me;

[El loco]
Is it fair?

[Gaston]
It is not I who do

[All]
No one seems to Gaston
The match mind Gaston

[El loco]
The spitting match spits like Gaston

[Gaston]
I, especially, expectorating good!

[Spit]

[All]
Ten points for Gaston!

[Gaston]
When a kid I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning it was great
Now I am older, I eat five dozen eggs
So I’m roughly the size of a barge!

[Lefou / MAN]
The brain can Gaston?
Gaston conversations like that?

[Gaston]
Who gaping as the end Gaston?
To use my own tree ornaments

[All]
REPEAT
Human person?
Who is the victory of the great city?
Need help? You can not guess?
Fans, and five will patrician -slaves
There’s a guy in town
With all …

[El loco]
1000 … S, T, A, and its name is …
I think the other t …
I have seen just illiterate
He did not spell it out in front with …

[All]
Gaston!

I didn’t write “Gaston” or help make “Beauty and the Beast” in any way. I just used Google Translate to create this monstrosity. If anyone wants to make a YouTube video where they sing this or convert it in text to speech, go ahead. Just credit me.

source of lyrics: https://genius.com/Josh-gad-gaston-lyrics

source of translations: https://translate.google.com/

Sta? He’s spelling Stanley y’all.

Also

[All]
I do not like Gaston

I can’t even

I CAN’T FUCKING EVEN THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE READ IN MY ENTIRE KIFE

LIFE I MEAN

HE’S SPELLING STANLEY

He was begging
Thanks Lefou

El loco/Gaston ftw

carnotaurus-sassytrei:

officialleoneabbacchio:

sorta related but i dont like that tumblr has made “unhealthy relationship” mean “one person is an abuser and the other is a victim”

unhealthy relationship means just that. a relationship that is unhealthy. whether because a party is uninterested, both parties bring out the worst in eachother, theres just no more spark, etc

just stop using “unhealthy relationship” as if its perfectly synonymous with “abusive relationship”

abusive relationships are DEFINITELY unhealthy relationships but not all unhealthy relationships are abusive, ya dig?

Important post.

Not everyone you don’t get along with is an abuser.

the-n1ght-0wl:

fluidityandgiggles:

bitchnutsroasting:

ekhoecho:

romantichopelessly:

deceitownseverything:

i-really-dig-the-purple:

justcallmepancake:

bitchnutsroasting:

sunshineandteddybears:

bitchnutsroasting:

romantichopelessly:

insanelycoolish:

If you don’t think Roman will be replacing at least one of the words in every Christmas (excuse me, Bitchmas) song, with bitch

you don’t know Roman at all.

“All I want for Bitchmas is You”

“Rockin Around the Bitchmas Tree”

“Have a Holly Jolly Bitchmas”

“It’s Beginning to Look a lot like Bitchmas”

“Bitchnuts Roasting on an Open Fire”

“Bitch, It’s Cold Outside”

“Frosty the Snowbitch”

“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reinbitch”

“Have Yourself a Bitchy Little Bitchmas”

“Jingle Bitch, Jingle Bitch, jingle all the way”

“You’re a mean one Mr. Bitch”

“ Walking in a Winter Wonderbitch”

“Silent Bitch”

“I’ll Have a Blue Bitchmas Without You”

“I’ll Be Home for Bitchmas”

Reblog for additions 😀

“Bitches We Have Heard On High”

“O Come All Ye Bitches”

“Bitch-ma Got Run Over By A Reinbitch”

“Oh Bitchmas Tree”

“Merry Bitchmas, Happy Holidays”

“Bitch did you know”

“God rest ye merry Bitchmen”

“Little drummer Bitch”

“I wanna bitchopotamus for bitchmas”

“12 days of bitchmas”

Just…. Merry fucking Bitchmas

“Bitchy Baby”

“Carol of the Bitches”

so many good ones 😀 I’m so proud. 

Bitch the bitch with bitch of bitches, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch

“Bitch, It’s Cold Outside”

Tbh that sounds like a vine quote 😆

List of Christmas Songs on Roman’s Annual Playlist

charmingsides:

“I’ll Be Home For Bitchmas”

“Holly Jolly Bitchmas”

“White Bitchmas”

“Bitchmas Don’t Be Late”

“This Bitchmas”

“Mary, Did You Bitch?”

“Bitch Tell Me”

“Merry Bitchmas Darling”

“Jingle Bitch”

“Bitchletoe”

“Grandpa Got Run Over by a Bitch”

“Rudolph The Bitch Nosed Reindeer”

“Bitch Ride”

“God Rest Ye Merry Bitches”

“Blue Bitchmas”

“Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Bitch”