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valeria2067:

theupbeat-hart:

valtharr:

aviculor:

jumpingjacktrash:

imo he was being super salty about that tendency guys have to blame their anatomy for their bad choices

it’s like “oh i don’t want to be a creepo but my dick has a mind of its own” “well here’s a scissors fix your life”

or maybe, you know, have some damn respect, and don’t pretend you don’t have a choice of whether to be nasty

i think people have a tendency to take jesus literally when he was actually throwing shade, or to take things in this really smarmy martyrish way when they’re actually pretty snippy

i mean “turn the other cheek” sounds like being a doormat until you picture how it would play out: someone smacks you, and you turn and go “do it again, go on, take a swing buddy, does that make you feel better, do you feel like a winner now?” cuz you know what 90% of the time they will get curled up shame toes and shuffle off

tl;dr: no jesus did not actually want you to take a spoon to your eyeballs for babe watching, he wanted you to take responsibility for how you treat people

All of the actions Jesus told his followers to perform are actually passive-aggressive actions meant to oppose and resist Jerusalem’s Roman colonizers. Like,

turning the other cheek is actually a matter of forcing the Roman to either break proper slapping etiquette or to hit you properly- thereby treating you as an equal instead of someone he’s subjugating. If a debtor is taking all your possessions in court, you include the shirt off your back so his greed is causing you to commit public nudity. And when a soldier forces you to carry his equipment (as per the law of the time), you go the extra mile with him- literally carrying his bag beyond the distance that the law stipulates and therefore making the action illegal.

Context matters.

Jesus was a radical, rebellious, snarky twentysomething. Always remember that.

A Jesus post I’m here for.

Canon Jesus is always 100% better than current fanon Jesus

virgils-jacket:

thebaagelboy:

the-gilbird:

chemically-imbalanced-romance:

logicallysanders:

thebaagelboy:

curiositysdeadcat:

chemically-imbalanced-romance:

thebaagelboy:

Logan would be really disappointed in the fact that I really only drink water when I get to that level of dehydration where you sit up and get dizzy.

Please keep in mind that it’s a million times better to drink soda, monster, coffee, juice, gatorade, literally anything but alcohol, than to drink nothing at all. If you can’t force yourself to drink water, induldge

What

I always thought that drinking coffee was going to dehydrate me faster

(Wtf why are we all like this??)

I can attest to that dude. I drink coffee and tea all the time and it definitely doesn’t help

(The answer is no. Save your kidneys and stay hydrated.)

I don’t particularly know about coffee, but tea and everything else should be good. And I’d still say, in an opinion that is not at all medical or qualified btw, that drinking anything (but booze) is better than drinking nothing.

As someone who has nearly passed out in class from only having coffee one morning, I can confirm that coffee will not help you stay hydrated. What happened with me was, I didn’t eat anything that morning, which lead to low blood sugar, and I didn’t have any water or juice or anything either (just the coffee), and coffee is a blood thinner, so I got myself some low blood pressure, too. So yeah, coffee isn’t a substitute for water or other liquids (juice, soda, etc.) and will actually make you more tired if you don’t have anything else in your system. I’m not sure about tea, though – I’ll see if I can repeat the circumstances at some point this year, get a definitive answer on that.

Please do not conduct experiments on yourself

What are we supposed to do then? Do experiments on convicts?? I think the fuck not.

etnoika:

barnesstony:

crime-bear:

ellactra:

illogical-bullshit:

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

THIS IS A PRECIOUS POST!

Told you Buffy and Iron Bull were cannon

Listen! They are so supportive of one another! Sarah has been there for him as he went through a lot medical problems, she was there for him when he decided to make a cookbook. And he’s been there for her as she’s ventured into new shows and a couple of challenges. They’ve been through thick and thin and it’s wonderful!

I always forget that they were Fred and Daphne.