4241-4241:

robosexual-bumblebi:

iopele:

novelconcepts:

I don’t want to live any longer in this world of “the customer is always right.” This is a world that shows the aggressive, the bull-headed, the cruel that they have full license to behave like beasts to get what they want. Half the time, they’re even rewarded for it; “here, ma’am, so sorry for the trouble, please accept this gift card–no charge.”

I want to live in a world that punishes these childish adults as you punish a toddler throwing a tantrum. No candy for you, Jimmy; you’re going home to bed if you can’t mind yourself in public.

Throw a hissy fit because your cashier isn’t moving as fast as you’d like? Find yourself gently escorted from the store until you can show some basic compassion and patience.

Hurl a pen across the table at your signing agent? You’ve just forfeited your right to refinance your mortgage this week. Try again when your temper is managed.

Scream obscenities at the Taco Bell rep because you know it’ll earn you a free soft shell? Here’s your money back; please feel free to play again when you’ve realized fast food is not worth more than the price of human dignity.

I am so sick of accepting–and, in truth, rewarding–these callous behavior patterns in customer service industries. The fact is, the customer is not always right. The customer is often just testing to see what he can get away with. Stop pandering to spoiled children, and show your employees they have more value than their red polo, or how much abuse they can withstand in a 40-hour week.

We are here to provide a service and to make a living.

We are not your punching bags.

seems like the right time of year to bring this back around

The egos as incoherent things I’ve said

bingiplierdaily:

darkstache-psycho-love:

bingiplierdaily:

Dark- I am very Depression right now but-

Wilford- Yeah I would love to bang out

Host- I feel like people don’t appreciate possums enough that should be a crime

Bim- Elongate my bone. Please

Doc- You died bastard??

Google- Fucks to be you I guess

Bing- 

One egg. Large

King- Eat nut

Edger- Oh thank god for a second I thought you were telling me that horses are really things

Shepard- Thor good meat

Yan- *to a cat* I will die for you

Jims- What the fuck is a Moseby accent this is important information

Tag yourself: I’m Dark

I’m literally all of them


https://anxiety-prone-human.tumblr.com/post/178523767925/audio_player_iframe/anxiety-prone-human/tumblr_p1u4jkh0Wq1wmeoh2?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fanxiety-prone-human%2F178523767925%2Ftumblr_p1u4jkh0Wq1wmeoh2

princess-duck:

Didn’t think Dark could get any more creepy? Think again…

I highly recommend you wear headphones and close your eyes while you listen.

MY EARS FEEL WEIRD WHAT

nihilismpastry:

thereluctantinquisitor:

lavellanlath:

loveinwinter:

alloverthegaf:

alloverthegaf:

Aussies we’ve been caught

Poowong

Pakenham Upper

@thereluctantinquisitor time to fess up my dude

Diehard, NSW
Tortilla Flats, NT
Mount Buggery (x2), VIC
Break-Me-Neck Hill, TAS
Fannie Bay, NT
Eggs and Bacon Bay, TAS
Cockburn, SA
Humpty Doo, NT
Rooty Hill, NSW

Australians don’t exist. I’d like to know where the fuck my family came from then.