i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that
me: i need a plain black t shirt
target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!
target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one
Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??
Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter
Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!
Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.
Women’s section: Do you want fake pockets? Right? You want tiny pockets that can only fit a penny right???
Men’s section: Here are some pockets that can fit a fucking iPad
BAMF characters who happen to be female but that’s just a detail and no one makes it a Thing
Boys looking up in awe to cool female role models
Birkenstocks. But like, cool Birkenstocks. Metallic Birkenstocks. They’re really comfy ok
Remembering great personality details about Harry Potter book characters that didn’t make it into the movies.
Gun holsters but people use them to carry random stuff, like window washing tools, or carrots for horses
Platonic physical affection. Friends messing w/ my hair.
Villains w/ musical numbers
Kids excited about stuff and adults being excited with them
Relaxing but it’s after an unusually long day so it feels extra good
Fingers brushing your skin lightly and you get goosebumps
Watching people care about each other.
Finding a new song and knowing you can play it on a loop for ages and it will be satisfying every time
When there are a lot of people around but the cat/dog chooses me specifically
When a song that was just ok intensifies and suddenly makes you Emotion
When you’re doing a new book/movie/anything and the characters make you feel strong things you haven’t felt in a while
That feeling when a story rushes into your head in incredible detail and just keeps going
Those moments when you’re falling into sleep after being awake for too long.
Getting into that imagination space that you used to do easily as a kid, and you can daydream a story and it’s super real and satisfying
Finding something new that makes you happy.
When groups without much in common support each other anyway. When differences draw people together.
When people let good things happen.
Things that used to make you afraid, but now they excite you
Telling a joke assuming no one will laugh, but they do and it’s genuine.
People who pay attention when you’re talking, and respond to you, and are present
Being tired and calm after being put through the emotional wringer
That feeling of giddiness when you meet someone and it’s Good and sort of wakes you up.
Being excited to hang out with someone.
Those bits of books/shows where there’s not much action just characters and dialogue, and it’s like you’re just hanging out with them, and they become a second family, to the point you genuinely miss them if you go without re-reading/watching for too long.
Wanting something in a way that motivates you.
When certain worries stop worrying you
When you need a hug and you get one.
Being in bad pain but suddenly it ebbs.
That feeling when you discover you’re good at something you assumed would be harder
That feeling when a moment feels profound and you can see it as a scene from a tv drama where a song is playing or about to start
When people are important to each other.
Noticing something new about your personality and liking it. When your self-image changes in a good way. Realizing you like yourself.
When you’re a person with low-key emotions and you go into a rare super happy mood and have to lie down after
Also those rare moods where something’s so funny you literally are unable to stop laughing even if you wanted to, and the next day your ribs are sore
Remembering the refrain of a song you haven’t thought about in years.
That feeling when you’re zooming out and instead of seeing the last day, week, month, you see your whole life, and the world, and the universe, and you’re hovering above it, watching
Feeling sad and being able to cry instead of arresting & going into Numb Mode
That feeling when you realize something that was hard a year ago isn’t so hard anymore.
That feeling of knowing you are getting better, and suddenly the future opens up.
That feeling of believing you are going to be okay.
if u reblog this in 45 seconds u will meet ur favorite musician(s). no matter what. they will be raised from the dead 4 u.
I reblogged this and met Josh Dun out of the blue at Disney World.
Im not risking it
If I don’t meet him im coming back to this post and cursing it
No risks. Can’t do it
god i’d kill to meet tyler and josh
Guys, last time I reblogged this, I met Ronnie Radke at warped tour. Half the promise I made my big brother is fulfilled…I just need the other half now. :’)
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