biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

aroace-shitposter:

fatallaughter:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

burninglawyermongerprofessor:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

nogayonmain:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

you’re not the entity that gains power in this situation

Oh no what powers would you get from me getting a tattoo of “tonight you spoke with the devil, the devil looked a lot like you”? Anxiety? Inexplicable idiotic thoughts? The unmatchable ability to find reasons why you’re a terrible person? Boo hoo Gaud, the only one who gets anything out of this is me you coward

…shut up and get the tattoo

Actually that’s a really good tattoo quote idea

“Face your mortality, choose your requiem” 

Any of your quotes gains a +10 when somebody gets it tattooed in a different language, i.e. German, Russian, or even Latin!

In Icelandic “tonight you spoke with the devil, the devil looked a lot like you” is “í kvöld talaðir þú við djöfulinn, djöfullinn leit mikið út eins og þú.”

nice

ivanbraginskykolblog:

bonnabelle-jellybean:

mocha-mochi:

the-lazy-w0lf:

mocha-mochi:

latias:

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing ”

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

uhhhhhhh

hey

I FINALLY FOUND IT

Found what?

This Legendary post

This post is a gem and you have to reblog it or else you lose it

Someone confirm that these are all different people.

thekaithing:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

violapianolife:

doing-it-for-debussy:

“Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.”  – Igor Stravinsky

“I am sure my music has a taste of codfish in it.” – Edvard Grieg 

“Never look at the trombones. It only encourages them.” – Richard Strauss

“He’d be better off shovelling snow than scribbling on manuscript paper.” – Richard Strauss on Schoenberg

“I liked your opera. I think I will set it to music.” – Ludvig van Beethoven

“I have written a chorale both sober and suitable. In it I have put everything I know about boredom. I dedicate this to those who do not like me.” – Erik Satie

“

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.” – Gioacchino Rossini

“What a good thing this isn’t music.” – Gioacchino Rossini on Berlioz’s Symphonie Fantastique 

“Oh how wonderful, really wonderful opera would be if there were no singers!” – Gioacchino Rossini

“In opera there is always too much singing.” – Claude Debussy

“Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!” – Johann Sebastian Bach

“Listening to the 5th Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.” – Aaron Copland 

“The audience expected something big, something colossal, but they were served instead with some agitated water in a saucer.” – Louis Schnieder on Debussy’s La Mer

“He gives me the impression of being a spoilt child.” – Clara Schumann on Liszt 

“What a giftless bastard!” – Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky on Brahms

“Handel is only fourth rate. He is not even interesting.” – Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

“Bach on the wrong notes” – 

Sergei Prokofiev on Stravinsky 

And, saving the best for last…

“Lick my ass up and down” -Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart 

Feel free to add more! (Also please don’t think that I agree with all of these, I am a huge fan of Symphonie Fantastique and La Mer!!)

Omg this is what I’ve been waiting for

i want to emphasize that Mozart literally put “Lick my ass up and down” to music. fucker wrote a SONG called “Lick My Ass Nice and Clean.” that quote is from the fucking lyrics. and it’s not just for a funny little song, it’s for a fucking 3-voice canon. fucker worked on this. and it’s actually a really good song. and these are the fucking lyrics:

Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That’s a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick their ass for themselves.

A good song. but to be honest, i much prefer the simpler but catchy tune, “Lick Me in the Ass,” which consisted solely of the phrase “lick me in the ass. lick me in the ass, quickly” repeated over and over. 

here (it gets really good around the 1:20 mark)

sometimes i open it in multiple tabs and turn the volume up, it makes me feel powerful

I laughed so hard that I fell back on my bed and almost squished my cat ok

mechandra:

airagorncharda:

agaporae:

agaporae:

Controversial opinion, apparently: Don’t hit children.

1. It teaches them to obey out of fear, instead of for good behavior’s sake.
2. Even then, it has mixed results and often makes defiant children.
3. It causes long-lasting psychological issues that follow them to adulthood.
4. It ruins your relationship with that child because they will not trust you.

A handy chart:

hot take: spanking counts as hitting your child

snakeboicouldbegayer:

jemthebookworm:

snakeboicouldbegayer:

I am not sure how to explain to you guys how much I love demon Logan??

Like he’s in charge of his department and everyone hate’s him bc he actually makes them do their jobs. But they also like him because in return for work well done he rewards them with free time and privileges. He’s a good boss, he just expects them all to do their jobs.

Logan with black eyes when someone bullies Virgil? Yes.

Logan speaking in some ancient demon tongue when angry? Yes.

Logan using his powers to summon things Virgil would like to make him smile? Yes.

Logan effortlessly wasting other demons in a fight while barely paying attention because he’s using straightening his tie in a window? Yes.

Logan being ridiculously overpowered but no one noticing because he has self-control? Yes.

Logan shape-shifting to deal with stress? Yes.

Logan in the form of a big black helldog, napping on Virgil’s lap? Yes.

Logan sitting in a chair looking like it’s his damn throne and staring at his nails while Roman is ranting at him? Fuck yes.

Keep reading

Consider: this but evil Logan

*slow, deep breath* I love. Evil. Logan. So. Much. You don’t even know. 

I could write an entirely separate post about evil Logan. Just… Yesssss.

I don’t think you want to open that Pandora’s Box, we’ll be here all night.

a-very-optimistic-realist:

justlifehacks:

People don’t often look back on the early 1900’s for advice, but what if we could actually learn something from the Lost Generation? The New York Public Library has digitized 100 “how to do it” cards found in cigarette boxes over 100 years ago, and the tips they give are so practical that millennials reading this might want to take notes.

Back in the day, cigarette cards were popular collectibles included in every pack, and displayed photos of celebrities, advertisements, and more. Gallaher cigarettes, a UK-founded tobacco company that was once the largest in the world, decided to print a series of helpful how-to’s on their cards, which ranged from mundane tasks (boiling potatoes) to unlikely scenarios (stopping a runaway horse). Most of them are insanely clever, though, like how to make a fire extinguisher at home. Who even knew you could do that?

The entire set of life hacks is now part of the NYPL’s George Arents Collection. Check out some of the cleverest ones we could find below. You never know when you’ll have to clean real lace!

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Long story short hot water fixes everything