theresneverenoughfandoms:

emryshhay:

Virgil: Hey, Pat, what did you get for number 4?

Patton: I think it’s C.

Teacher: you… realize… I can hear you right?

Logan: *from the front of class* no. no. no. it’s obviously B.

Teacher: uh. guys. stop. this is cheating.

Roman: *from across the room* Awww I got D.

Virgil: I mean we know Roman, but I was kinda talking about the quiz.

Roman: what? I know! the answer is D.

Virgil: ’D’ can’t be the answer to everything Roman. but in all seriousness, I think I’m going with logans answer.

Roman: Gasp. over your own Boyfriend!

Patton: yeah I’m trusting Logan on this one too.

Logan: Hah.

Roman: this is ridiculous. Hey, Teach whats the answer to number 4?

Teacher: B

Teacher: Fuck

Teacher: I quit. your all getting zeros. class dismissed.

Logan: wait. hold on. since when are you two together?

Virgil: I wasn’t aware we were?

Roman: yeah about that. what are you doing this weekend?

Virgil: I mean, you apparently.

Patton: awwwwww guys!!!!!!!

This is ICONIC i am cackling

spacemate02:

weavemama:

PSA: Halloween is pretty much here and it only takes on second to send a sick child in the hospital a Spook-o-gram. The best part about this is that $1 gets donated to CHLA’s Helping Hand fund each time you send one out. So let’s help some kids have a spectacular Halloween by sending them spook-o-grams and helping cause!!

This literally costs nothing but your time so please do it, you could make a kids Halloween.

hungwy:

fuck what anyone says about crows ive seen them myself and have concluded i love them

I legit saw a crow attempting to get into an apple juice carton. You know, the cardboard ones. And I just laughed cause ‘fucking crow trying to get into the apple juice.’

king:

littlemissmoriarty:

king:

thatpersonwhosweird:

king:

buggerygrips:

king:

littlemissmoriarty:

king:

@ all u british bastards imma bout to eat biscuits n tea but am i supposed to put the butter on the biscuit and dip it in the tea or do i dip the biscuit in the tea first and then butter it or am i supposed to take a bite out of the butter and the biscuit and sip the tea or am i supposed to 

Who the fuck puts butter on a biscuit mate. I think you’ve got a translation error

so mr england sir i should butter up the tea or

the butter goes on the Weetabix.

im shaking what are you saying to me

It could also go on crumpets

now yall just making up words

The butter could also go on the teacakes and scones as well if you want, or pork scratchings ya know, mix it around

please dont hurt me ill do anything

I’m just here heating up some water in the kettle, I decided to check tumblr for a bit, and I see this bloody catastrophe, and I just laughed for a good 4 minutes. God bless the brits.

m0rtemus:

harrypopsz:

jolly-godoflies:

https://www.tumblr.com/dmca
Go there, and do as the instructions say.
When my art was stolen, I got the post reported, and it was taken down. Don’t worry, it doesn’t just take down the sources post, but it takes down all the reblogged posts too.
Please give this a reblog, many artists out there may not know this is here.
And remember, ask permission before sharing, or don’t post it.

THIS IS BLOODY FANTASTIC

LET ME SMOOCH YOU

GOODBYE RE-POSTERS

Thisthisthisthis

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

I swiped my credit card on this vending machine and it said “no sale” and just spat out a dollar bill at me??

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion