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suicidal-ginny:

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Don’t ever give me coffee… A list

Family: *is having a good conversation

Me: *is trying to be sneaky to get to the fridge*

Mom: [dead name] why are you doing the worm

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Me: *slurps coffee*

Me: I SOUND LIKE A DOLPHIN

Me: *does it again*

Me: WAIT IT SOUNDS LIKE STATIC

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: New Yanny or Laurel

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Me: *Spins in chair*

Me: OFF TO JUPITER

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Me: I wanna do something

My brain: hm… Well, considering the fact that your not exactly fully awake yet, you should try something like doing some art or reading or writing. Considering the fact that you need to read 6 books over the summer, id suggest reading.

My heart: RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN R U N R U N

Me: but i can’t go outside ye-

My heart: run in ciRCLES

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Me: i wonder how much coffee i can drink in a minute..

Me: *s l o r p*

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: that was one hot bitch lets see if i can do it again

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Me: e v e r y t h i n g i s b o i

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Me: *finds horses with dog mouths*

Me: i want 20

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My brain: is satan really evil tho?

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Me: *doesnt blink for 20 minutes*

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Me: *thinking about daniel from camp camp*

Me: MR CULT MAN

Me: TAKE ME BY THE HAND

Me: LEAD ME TO HEV-AN

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Me: *hollows out 5 light bulbs*

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Me: i NeEd MoRe PlAnTs PlEaSe

Logan. Stop.

N e v e r

are you ok?