What Happened When I Google Translated “Gaston” Five Times

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the 2017 version of “Gaston”, from English, to French, to Spanish, to Irish, to Latin, and back to English

[El loco]
Gosh, it bothers me to see Gaston
Two in landfills
I wish you all Gaston!
even songs
There’s no honest man in town
Option you type in the world
All the power is impressed Moved
Or the hard

No one in the form of Gaston
No such quick Gaston
In his thick that the person Gaston
When the husband is not the man’s home

[BIMBETTES]
Perfect: General pure!

[Lefou / Men]
You can ask Tom, Dick Stanley O
And as I was, I say to you, in which pain is more a function

Gaston like playing darts?
Breaking Gaston, such as a heart?
That is more than the sum of the parts of it, as Gaston?

[Gaston]
As has been shown, that is, you may be intimidating!

[All]
Mine that guy Gaston!

[Gaston]
he was begging
Thanks, lefou

[El loco]
Also not easy to rebuild
A lot?

[Gaston]
It is …

[All]
I do not like Gaston
Gaston, like torches Glory

[El loco]
In the sport of wrestling that crunches Gaston

[Gaston]
The hunt me, I uttered runs
And tell wild animals speech
First carefully liver yearn
In the letter, Put me;

[El loco]
Is it fair?

[Gaston]
It is not I who do

[All]
No one seems to Gaston
The match mind Gaston

[El loco]
The spitting match spits like Gaston

[Gaston]
I, especially, expectorating good!

[Spit]

[All]
Ten points for Gaston!

[Gaston]
When a kid I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning it was great
Now I am older, I eat five dozen eggs
So I’m roughly the size of a barge!

[Lefou / MAN]
The brain can Gaston?
Gaston conversations like that?

[Gaston]
Who gaping as the end Gaston?
To use my own tree ornaments

[All]
REPEAT
Human person?
Who is the victory of the great city?
Need help? You can not guess?
Fans, and five will patrician -slaves
There’s a guy in town
With all …

[El loco]
1000 … S, T, A, and its name is …
I think the other t …
I have seen just illiterate
He did not spell it out in front with …

[All]
Gaston!

I didn’t write “Gaston” or help make “Beauty and the Beast” in any way. I just used Google Translate to create this monstrosity. If anyone wants to make a YouTube video where they sing this or convert it in text to speech, go ahead. Just credit me.

source of lyrics: https://genius.com/Josh-gad-gaston-lyrics

source of translations: https://translate.google.com/

Sta? He’s spelling Stanley y’all.

Also

[All]
I do not like Gaston

I can’t even

I CAN’T FUCKING EVEN THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE READ IN MY ENTIRE KIFE

LIFE I MEAN

HE’S SPELLING STANLEY

He was begging
Thanks Lefou

El loco/Gaston ftw