heads up to my teenage followers!

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

• I’m an adult (26 yo)
• my blog has profanity & some violent sexual imagery (in joke form but still)
• (some telling examples: jokes about cannibalizing the rich, and about my apparent eagerness to have sexual relations with a werewolf.)
• no pornographic images 
• but it can (does) get weird around here 
• you deserve a safe space & it is totally good to unfollow me if that’s not your thing. 
• stuff you don’t have to worry about on my blog: homophobia, trans or ace exclusion, sexism, racism, ableism, ageism, bullying, classism, sexualizing underage people (including fictional characters), anything that disrespects anyone’s right to exist.
• mostly you will find dumb humor shitposts some of which are decent

i‘ve met kickass mutuals on this site, including some spectacular younger people. i don’t want to have a negative influence on anyone by not being upfront about my age. stay safe, and may good things come your way!

there are starkist tuna fetishists on this site and you people just let it happen