The Sides as Quotes From the Powerless Discord

virge-of-a-breakdown:

i don’t know how many of these there are and i don’t care, more more more!

also this is 99% virgil..

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Virgil: i have an emergency
Virgil: well it’s not an emergency
Virgil: just me dying inside

Virgil: I wonder if I just sent Roman a bunch of pictures of [boys] in suits would he die on impact
Roman: I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE THANK YOU
Virgil: * sends picture of a [boy] in a suit *
Virgil: Goodbye Roman
Roman: no
Roman: why would you do this
Virgil: I was taking a shit and I thought it would be funny

Patton, reading a dare: “Wear your significant other’s–”
Remy: DICK!

Patton: I’m walking to Bouna, I’ll be back.
Virgil: Ok don’t die.
Patton: ok
Virgil: don’t have headphones on
Patton: ok-
Virgil: If you can’t be safe, be deadly
Patton: what does that even mean?

Logan: I would let you in
Patton: awwww
Virgil: I wouldn’t
Logan: I am obligated as he is my [husband]
Virgil: That makes sense
Patton: how to get people to do things for you step 1- marriage
Logan: wow

Roman: Welcome to DeathVille. Population: Only Virgil

Roman: What happened?
Virgil: I had mini PTSD in piano class
Roman: What happened?
Virgil: He asked if I sang.
Roman: What’s so bad about-
Virgil: it triggered choir flashbacks
Roman: OH MY GOD CHOIR-

Logan: *getting ready to apply a bandaid to Patton’s bleeding scratch*
Patton, miserably: I’m ready for my shot

Patton: I leave for an hour and y’all compare me to angel cake and start munching on bones

Remy: @Patton get back here coward
Virgil: Don’t you dare call my [dad] a coward
Virgil: @Patton get back here thot

Patton: If you could be any age forever, what age would you be?
Remy: 18, because I can order stuff online. I’ll steal from, like, the pentagon, and then I’ll wait fifty years and buy all my stuff online while the FBI is looking through all the senior homes for the ‘Pentagon Thief’
Virgil: Chaotic immortal energy

Roman: I love wearing heels, because I can walk around in style
Logan: …you’ll sprain your ankle
Roman: In style

Virgil: in the very future
Virgil: fuwture
Virgil: fuwtuwe
Virgil: ​futchuw futuwe
Logan: is this the progression of humanity

Deceit: Hang on, I’m being murdered real fast

Roman: if you can’t do it quietly then you frickin suck and have not learned a single thing throughout your whole journey of the wonderful world of masturbation
Roman: god why the hell did i say that. Fuck.

Virgil: Should I do it
Deceit: Do it. Do it you coward.
Roman: COARD
Roman: COWARD
Roman: OD IT
Patton: do it
Virgil: i will od it I wouldn’t want to be a coard

Roman: Whats going on
Roman: why is Logan saying owo
Virgil: ….that’s Patton

Virgil, standing on a table and wielding a measuring tape: Darkness, take my measurements.

(Who said what under the cut)

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