*sighs w/ great weariness* @the-feeling-is-mutual made a gaud rap. who wants to set it to music?
What up what up, it’s your favorite pink monstrosity
A coin eating monster of debatable viscosity
Is Gaudy liquid, solid, gas or something more
Why stop at three states of matter, let’s go on to four!
A plasma beast of supersonic terror,
I hesitate to say they’re from an earthly era
So cast a patronus, it’s your night to dream
Cause Gaudy’s gonna getcha and they’ll make you scream!
Mii channel music, sped up and played backwards to the point where it’s unrecognizable continues under.
GAUDY, spoken: Look, I’m not that scary!
INNOCENT TUMBLRITE, spoken: You just…appeared on my dash one day.
GAUDY, spoken: I do that sometimes.
CHORUS, in four-part harmony:
Lucky Luciano’s going to find you
He’s going to find you
Ooh ooh ooh oooh*
Two thousand nickels, astral plane pickles,
You’re trying to kill me? Hey, that tickles!
The unbeatable beat of the coin bank’s rhythm
Point out your haters, you know Gaud’s gonna give ‘em
The time of their life, and when that short time ends
They’ll wake up in hell, sitting with their friends
So put your hands together for the real pink king
This ain’t a swan song, but damn, we’re gonna sing!
The song seamlessly segues into Never Gonna Give You Up.
*Note: That’s a melisma. I just can’t show that to save my life.
I did a thing. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZH5lmpONNQo9tPImAIZdTGnXIACIjeQY/view?usp=drivesdk
Who know if this link will work. Whatever.
holy crap we need theme music
A Saung for Gaud
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