Alexis Texas
ABORT ABORT I JUST GOOGLED ALEXIS TEXAS AND IT TURNS OUT SHE’S REAL AND SHE’S A FKN PORNSTAR
Never not reblog
This is funny cause hannah montana was originally supposed to be Alexis Texas but then disney also found out she was a pornstar
This was my nickname in kindergarten…
I won’t say his actual name, but one of my best friends at the time had a matching nickname that had the word “bazooka” in it
I made myself very uncomfortable 😦