found it on the sidewalk!
I found mine in a dumpster behind a Dennys
I bought mine at a Sears ten years ago but I can’t return it because I lost the receipt
donate it to goodwill for a tax write-off
I inherited mine, although I’ve had to make alterations to make it fit better. It’s still not quite comfortable, but I’m working on it.
I knitted mine with the bodies of my fallen enemies!
i don’t have a human vessel. i use a perception filter that i stole off the dead body of queen victoria
Dang I should have done that! Would’ve saved me so much time for my other hobbies!
I stole my vessel.
Anxiety-prone-human 