nunaya-business:

I have requests…

1. If Armin is casted as a girl I’m sharpening my pitchfork.

2. LEVI CANNOT BE TALL

3. Erwin HAS to be played by Chris Evans AND NO ONE ELSE I MEAN COME ON HE’S PERFECT!

4. Please for the love of everything and everything don’t “white wash” or rather “ethnicity wash” the film! It is to be Germanic and if you’re keeping up with the anime only then MIKASA IS THE ONLY ASIAN CHARACTER. Otherwise it won’t make sense. Don’t do what the Japanese live action directors did.

5. YMIR AND CHRISTA/HISTORIA ARE LESBIANS. For your safety, do NOT make them have the hots for any male character. TRUST ME.

6. Hanji must be played by Zoe Deschanel or you have no movie.

7. DO NOT COPY AMERICAN DEATH NOTE. I’m pretty sure fans will literally try to kill you.

GOOD LUCK

(Don’t judge me for nerding ok? It’s hard seeing Americans stick their nose where it doesn’t belong.)

Trust me, if they fuck it up the entire fandom and everyone who’s watched the anime/read the manga will boycott the hell out of it.