mmmmmmmilk duds
*snickers*
well don’t you have some nice twix up your sleeves
I’ll pay you a hundred grand to stop this
Talk about a payday
you’re all a bunch of nerds
you think you’re real smarties but actually i’m surrounded by dumdums
That was a warhead of an insult you dropped there…
hush up you airhead
these are very candy-corny
these jokes are lifesavers
Y’all need to take-five and think about what you’re doing
don’t spoil the fun, lemonhead
well this was a fun dip into madness
we’re on a rolo
C’mon guys, this is crunch time
don’t worry, we’ve got mounds more
Almond joying this very much
I’m gonna give this pun making a twirl, I’m not lion bar-t (i know it’s a stretch and a half, these are British sweets by the way.) I think I’m gonna win and earn a bounty on my head for these puns. But I won’t malteser you if you give up on this pun war, as long as you aren’t a jelly baby, it’ll be fine.(also look up British smarties and licorice allsorts) I have allsorts of puns. So don’t make a fizzy dummy out of me, or you may end up getting a Chelsea whopper, but if you’re nice we could go on a figurative picnic, and rolo on the grass. Though, I may wispa a few more puns that are sure to be a delight, I’ll bring some candy in case anyone gets the munchies, we can go in a caramac, picking different topic-s to ask everyone about. Or we could go in a double decker and travel to quality street. After eight we could look for flying saucers in the sky, although there may be a few rainbow drops hanging in the air from the light drizzle of rain. ( the website I found the sweets on: https://www.listchallenges.com/british-sweets/checklist/1)
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