neutralfangirlshitethenamestaken:
mmmmmmmilk duds
*snickers*
well don’t you have some nice twix up your sleeves
I’ll pay you a hundred grand to stop this
Talk about a payday
I think they might be a free sugar daddy
We need to put a gobstopper on these puns
Aww skittles, i hate puns
But, sweetart, how else are we going to make jokes?
Well, in my opinion they are good and plenty. But I might be skoring it wrong.