goodnessgraciouscretaceous:

reginakipling:

lipsredasroses:

socialistexan:

internetdumpsterfires:

Some peoole blow my mind

Tag yourself, I’m the tramp in slutty shorts buying a Mickey pretzel.

I mean my childless ass is going to WDW in April. I’ll make sure I get a mickey pretzel and wear slutty shorts.

featured in: people who had kids because it was a societal obligation and are regretting it later

>only people with children should be allowed in Disney world

>women with children should be allowed to skip lines

>????????!?