biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

write-it-motherfuckers:

fandoms-till-the-end-of-the-line:

write-it-motherfuckers:

You’ve always lived a rather average and somewhat boring life, with nothing really of note about it, or yourself. But over the past 48 hours, you’ve accidentally saved a god, mistakenly free’d a terrifying eldritch horror, that had then pledged allegiance to you until its final days, discovered you have a secret inheritance left to you by a relative you didn’t know existed, and unintentionally stopped the end of the world, by knocking over a flower pot. 

Honestly, you have no idea what the fuck is going on.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

Motherfucking titty waffles, I know who that is, and if they see this post, I’m going to fucking howl with laughter. 

@write-it-motherfuckers hey.

If someone does write this they better have @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses as the damn eldritch horror.