biggest-goldiest-fish:

biggest-gummiest-spoon:

lovelymystictyranitar:

thedruidflimbarg:

allhailthevoid:

holly-sprocket:

allhailthevoid:

unwelcome-to-night-vale:

I HAVE A

1. BAG OF TEETH

AND

YOU DON’T

No, I have TWO bags of teeth

Pfft I have Three bags of teeth

I raise you FOUR piles of tongues

I raise FIVE LITERAL BOAT-LOADS of eyes.

I have YOUR teethsies

@biggest-goldiest-fish     WE HAVE ALL THE MONCHY SOULS!!!

Fools. I Have All

*points to bottomless pit* I have all of y’all in there you do realize that right