So my sister was playing with my second pair of eyes and I just went, “I will debone you like a freaking trout if you don’t put those back.” I couldn’t swear in front of her because she’s a fucking snitch.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

mildlyirritatedhatter:

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mildlyirritatedhatter:

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@thechefboyardeee is trying to do god’s work in the comments but no amount of explanation can purify my mind of the image this ask invoked in me

I have spare eyes!

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

THEYRE TWO DIFFERENT SIZES THESE ARE COMPLETELY USELESS

Spare tires are odd sizes too. It’s just enough to get you by while you get actual replacements

something strange and wonderful happened here

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