biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

asteamingdumpsterfire:

beowulf22121:

whyisthisreality:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Me: *is mild-to-moderately inconvenienced*

Me: leaving the womb was a mistake

Me: *is greatly inconvienienced*

Me: this is totally fine, perfectly normal, if its a problem this is my fault haha

Major issue: If I ignore it, it will go away.

Minor inconvenience: *Putting up fists in fighting stance* CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Major issue: Maybe I can sleep it off.

Minor inconvenience: COME AT ME, BITCH! I WILL SMITE YOU!!

we take on the battles we think we can win