multifandomer-fanofpercyjackson:
a what now
they’re asking how did ur brain manage to vomit big words
oh! i read much books as small gaud
Ajdhdhjsjs can you imagine small gaud
“Mommy what’s that thing that goes ‘bump’ at night?”
“oh that’s the human whose bed we live under dear. When you’re older you’ll get to eat them!”
“But I’m hungry now”
“Alright you can eat just the Hamster then”
How’d you develop such an extensive vocabulary?
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