biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

danandphileveryday:

dans-homosensual-agenda:

dans-homosensual-agenda:

Hey did you know that in the renaissance they would sensor the word c*nt by shortening it to “c”? Furthermore, do you know how many times Shakespeare refers to the “sea”? It’s quite a few. and you know what sea sounds like? 

So

sea=c

c=c*nt

So when Shakespeare references the sea it’s entirely possible that it’s a double entendre for female geneitalia.

So when he says that “My bounty is as boundless as the sea, my love as deep” he’s also saying “My love for you is as deep as that pussy;)”

Why the fuck is this still getting notes I made this post at like 3 in the morning.

Because it’s amazing

why the fuck is this not getting more notes

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES