winnie-the-patton:

spiderboyneedsahug:

interwebsisgodtier:

butmomilovelance:

•right so you know how may parker has literally lost everyone she’s ever loved?

•you know who ELSE has lost everything they’ve ever loved? THOR

•imagine like thor telling the living avengers about how he has no one left

•and tony kinda makes some offhanded comment about him having “parker luck” and telling him about may because he’s a dad sad man who’s not coping well

•and thor, being the lovely and kind gentleman he is, is immediately like “where is this woman i must confide in her”

•so he goes the the apartment with three bottles of wine and a twelve pack of bud light

•and may’s like “…what the fuck”

•”ive literally lost everyone who’s important to me and stark said you did too so now im here to chat”

•”….alright i’ll bring out the cheese and crackers”

•cut to two hours later with thor getting tispy but may is fine because she’s a woman who can handle her liquors

•and they just talk about their families forever like:

•”and then my brother—loki— he just,,he just pulls out a knife like what a fool and he obviously gets killed as he redeems himself for me omg i miss him”

•”i totally understand!! my genius nephew jumped out of a school bus to fight a titan and ended up dying and now im all alone and tony stark is depressed”

•so by now they are wasted and going through photo albums

•while religiously listening to abba

•like “my love my life” comes on a they lose it

•by now they are hammered (haha get it) and sobbing and laughing

•”THOR YOU WOULD HAVE LOVED HIM SO MUCH”

•”I ALREADY LOVE YOUNG PETER”

•and while this is highly unlikely i want it to happen

headcanon accepted

When peter comes back and learns that Thor (THOR) knows about him and loves him he just dies again

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