The Signs as Old Tumblr Relic Posts

Aries: do you love the color of the sky?
Taurus: none pizza with left beef
Gemini: the moreos guy
Cancer: are fedoras really that bad?
Leo: the one claiming the McNuggets were made of Tubby Custard
Virgo: mitt romney sucks pass it on
Libra: John Green’s “when’s the last time the girl kissed the guy?!!??”
Scorpio: the mishapocolypse in its entirety
Sagittarius: that post where like 15 blonde people were like “u look like me”
Capricorn: the girl who walked out of class and then ended up in her principal’s office scrolling through tumblr
Aquarius: Moon moon
Pisces: the fluffy chicken post