write-them-on-your-bones:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

oracleks44:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

the-queen-of-angsts:

tristan-t-w:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fact: every time someone makes a bing search unironically global warming gets a little worse and the Flood Times approach a little closer

fact: every time someone makes a yahoo search unironically someone gets cancer

Fact: I do not give a shit about earth anymore because she is doing what she needs to get rid of them and also I will physically die if I don’t know what banana eels eat

ok that’s fair

What happens if you use google?

you get the information you requested and the earth continues on its orbit unharmed

fact: anyone who ever made a duckduckgo search unironically was retroactively removed from the timeline.

Whoever used yahoo gave my mother colon cancer that was between stage 1 and 2 and therefore is a dick.