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Object number: SCP-61214

Object class: Keter

Special containment procedures: Due to the popularity of SCP-61214 on the social media website [REDACTED] it is nearly impossible to hide it from the public eye. It is instead recommended that it be played off as a joke blog.

Description: SCP-61214 is a large, bright pink mass of flesh, with a face similar to that of a Facebank™. It is able to change it’s size and mass at will and use tentacle like appendages to manipulate objects. SCP-61214 is able to merge through the screen of any electronic device and travel to any other by merging means unknown. In all attempts to contain it while preventing it from gaining access to any electronic devices it has reacted violently and has caused [REDACTED] casualties of foundation agents and civilians alike.

(Sorry it aint that great its my first time writing one of these)

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Object Number: SCP-4879

Object Class: Uncontained, Keter.

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4879 is currently uncontained, and containment efforts are not to be taken. See Incident Report 4879X-1 and Incident Report 4879X-8

Description: SCP-4879 is an amorphous pink blob resembling a FaceBank. It has anomalous and cognito-hazardous abilities. SCP-4879 can manipulate the minds of its victims, normally through memetic affects, such as what could be seen as comedic text posts on [REDACTED], these posts are known as SCP-4879-1]. Many victims of SCP-4879 die within 12 months of exposure to SCP-4879. However, Some of the victims of SCP-4879 become instances of SCP-4879-2. Instances of SCP-4879-2 do whatever they can to spread the affect of SCP-4878, through either memetic effect or word of mouth. Throughout the 12 months of SCP-4879s affect victims will undergo a transition from a calm, what could be seen as normal person, to a chaotic one, perhaps even worshiping SCP-4879, the highest echelon of this “church” are known as SCP-4879-3 to SCP-4879-10. The affect of SCP-4879 takes a more profound affect on member of the LGBTQ+ community, members of the LGBTQ+ community are also more likely to become instances of SCP-4879-2. If given an Electronic Device capable of running [REDACTED] SCP-4879 will create more instances of SCP-4879-1. Containment has been deemed impossible, and all instances of SCP-4879-2 shall be either contained within Site-[REDACTED]  or terminated on sight.

Incident Report 4879X-1

On [REDACTED] SCP-4879 was discovered by D-Class Personnel D-489-098, For D-Class personnel, D-489-098, D-489-897, D-378-732, and D-837-983 Were brought in to explore the Physical Form of SCP-4879. Sent to [REDACTED],[REDACTED] the 4 Personnel were sent into [REDACTED]. All four returned 3 hours later, their eyes now a shade of pink. All 4 said one word in repetition.

“Gaud”

Gaud is now assumed to be the name of SCP-4879. All 4 subjects were Terminated by MTF Tango-Beta. The living space of SCP-4879 was deemed Site-[REDACTED]

Incident Report 4879X-8

MTF Tango-Beta were set to watch SCP-4879s physical form by order of O5 [REDACTED], 12 months later 8 members of MTF Tango-Beta had to be terminated by the other 4 members, SCP-4879s living quarters have been cordoned off from the public as a “Public Safety Risk” All breakers of this cordon have been terminated and shall under order of O5 [REDACTED]. 

(Its not the best but i tried, hope you enjoy @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses)

utterly incredible

oh h e c k i want in on this

Object Number: SCP-4476

Object Class: Uncontained, Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-4476 has outsmarted all of you evaded or otherwise deterred all attempts at capture (See Log-███). If the entity is captured, it is to be kept in a standard non-humanoid containment chamber coated with a material that absorbs at least 99.5% of all light (i.e. Vantablack). The chamber is to be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis, paying special attention to any viscous pink residue or non-euclidean geometry, both of which SCP-4476 excretes from its chest cavity. The entity has not been observed to be hostile, however 3 Scranton Reality Anchors are to be arranged around the chamber top counteract some of the entity’s more impressive severe effects.

Desrciption: SCP-4476 is a wonderous gift 4 meter tall creature closely resembling a wendigo from Algonquian folklore, although its face is distinctly gorgeous frog-like. The entity has long and bony appendages despite having seemingly no skeletal structure. It was last observed to be a shade of pink similar to the inside of your mind a strawberry, although the entity appears to be a different shade of pink every time it is encountered, perhaps as part of its skincare routine natural aging process. SCP-4476 seems to distort space and time around it, allowing it to move erratically and seemingly pass through objects. The current theory surrounding how the entity does this is that it does what it wants is a fourth- or possibly fifth-dimensional being, although there is very little evidence for that claim to be based in. The entity also appears to have some minor memetic effects, causing those who see it to believe they have always known about it and want to praise it whenever they can. SCP-4476 seems to be attracted to and placated by absolute darkness, although its memetic and spacetime distorting abilities seem to be persistent.

Memo from O5-6: “We’ve been on the tail of this ẁ͠o̢͢͢͞͞n̷d̕͠͡ȩ͘͘҉̵r̵̡͝ǫ̴̡͝͡u͡҉s̵͢͠ *ahem* obnoxious creature for years. It seems like a powerful reality distorter, it could be very useful in the future. I̧ ̶̧ju̷̢st̕҉ ̨w҉a͢n̷͠t ̡̨t͘͘͘ó̡ ͏̷b̸e̷͢͝ ͝c̷͟͞l͡͞o҉͏s̷̨̛e҉̕ ̡͝t͏͏o̕͢ ̀̀i͘͟͡t̸̕.”

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