Patton (rolling by unsteadily on heelys): JESUS TAKE THE WHEELEY!!!!
Roman: …..Patton, NO!!!!
Logan: WHO GAVE HIM THOSE?!?!
Virgil (slowly rolling past on his own heelys): *casually flips Roman off with both hands*
Also Virgil: *subtley speeds up in case Patton falls*
Roman: *offended Princey noises*
Logan: *looks into camera like he’s on The Office*
WHY IS THIS, MY SHAMEFUL FIRST CONTRIBUTION TO THIS FANDOM, BACK ON MY DASH AGAIN?!?!??
BECAUSE IT’S FUCKING GLORIOUS????
Let it die
Do not let it die this is art
Heck
Watch your profanity
“Jesus Take The Wheeley”
WHOMST BROUGHT THIS BACK?!?!?
… well if no one else is gonna do it-
I forgot that I promised to write this and never posted it.
Logan had been expecting a quiet, pleasant afternoon. Curled up on the couch with a cup of hot tea, book in hand, and relaxing for a few hours before helping Thomas write the script for his next video.
What he hadn’t been expecting was for Patton to come whirling down the hall like a hyper tornado, wheelies rolling much faster and much less steady than would be advisable, screaming, “JESUS TAKE THE WHEELIE!”
Roman, sitting across from Logan with his laptop open to YouTube, sent Logan a panic-stricken look. “…Patton, NO!”
Logan was so shocked he could only sit in complete and utter confusion, muttering softly under his breath, “Who on earth gave him those?”
The whispered question was answered as Virgil smoothly rolled past them. Pausing for only a second to flip off the prince with both hands, he sped up slightly after Patton, who was still yelling further down the hall.
As the prince sputtered in outrage, Logan let head fall back in weariness. Was it too much to ask for just one peaceful day?
This was a lovely addition to my shitpost, thank you for writing it @mel-is-a-melon ! That’s basically exactly how I pictured it in my head. 💜
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