existence is terminal.
anything can be terminal if you do it bad enough
so now i’m playing a game where i think up some really safe mundane activity and try to come up with a way it could get me killed. watching tv. making the bed. unzipping a bookbag.
Just do those things until you starve
you ruined this post. you completed it, you were genius at it, but as a result it is ruined, it peaked too soon
But if the thing is eating, you’ll never starve. Post open again
Eat until your stomach ruptures. Post closed 😦
F*ck. I apologise then
Yeah you do. You fucked up. You fucked up big.
New rule: repetition is not allowed. You can only do the mundane task during an appropriate amount of time.
You have come up with a series of events, starting with the mundane task, that ultimately lead to your death.
Also new rule: all the sequences of events you come up with must be distinct. This means you can’t say “it was poisoned” everytime you eat something, for example.
You can keep going now.
THESE ARE DAMN GOOD RULES. New rules are now in effect.
CAN THERE BE A GAME MASTER WITH A TAG LIST OR SOMETHING BECAUSE IM VERY GOOD AT DYING
I’m folding clothes. One of these clothes get stuck in my hand. I wave it around desperately trying to get it off. Eventually I blunder my way into the kitchen where I’m still waving it around, trying to get it off, when I knock a bag of flour onto my head. Now dazed and blinded, I reach around for some paper towels, or at least the sink. The shirt still on my hand gets caught on a drawer and my head whips forward into the knife cabinet next to my sink. I die.
This is me trying to think of a normal life with my fucking ocd
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