theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

a-heist-of-words:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

i-will-later-regret-this:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

toujours-fidele:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

restlesslywanderwithme:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

I’m forgetting this thing in English again and Google isn’t helping

I can help. Try & describe it.

Dirt noodle. Breakdances when touched and or exposed to sunlight

…. a worm ?

OH, WORM??

isn’t this the person who forgot what a hermit crab was? 

FUCK YEAH IT IS

Petition to rewrite the dictionary using exclusively this person’s way of describing stuff.

I 5000000% SUPPORT THIS