kittygoddesspurr:

geardrops:

terezisexbuttpyrope:

bidyke:

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

As an ace i second that^

if twenty dollars doesn’t work for you then forty dollars is also fine

I’ve heard that some Aces like myself are also willing to take fifty or even one hundred dollars so don’t be afraid if you need to go higher.