princeanxious:

vampireapologist:

digivolvin:

vampireapologist:

glumshoe:

cursed items: eBay listings for pre-owned halves of Best Friends necklaces

Don’t buy these. Someone powerful has the other half, and when you put yours on, you will enter a binding contract with them, connecting your fates in a way you may not be able to reverse.

i love how you make it sound like somewhere there’s an all powerful supervillain with one half of a broken heart pendant that says “BE FRI” dangling around their neck, seeking the other half of their broken promise at any cost. 

It’s the??? Most logical assumption to make??

Dude id make a story out of this