dennys:

In a perfect world, every three or four haircuts you got you could switch over to noodles instead of hair. Only temporarily, but like, for about a month every morning you just had more tasty noodles growin out of your head and you could chop them off painlessly and then cook and eat them. Pasta sauce would be your hair gel. A bowl would be your hat. Parmesan? Lice, baby.