vaneloslash:

bot-dad:

macklemorehentai:

rhym3sw1thsp4tul4:

nightshiftnixon:

So I’m at this pizza place and all there is in the bathroom is a framed picture of Willy wonka

#come with me #and you’ll pee #in a world of pure imagination

I’m drunk and stagger into the bathroom when willy wonks comes out of the painting screaming “you stole fuzzy lifting drinks” and starts beating the shit out of me

Hello drunk and stagger into the bathroom when willy wonks comes out of the painting screaming “you stole fuzzy lifting drinks” and starts beating the shit out of me, I’m Dad!

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