Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.

vaneloslash:

scales-of-fate:

dnd-apothecary:

undeadcashew:

dnd-apothecary:

knife-to-see-you:

somethingdnd:

thegmsighs:

20furiousbluebirds:

stripeysocksarecool:

hedwighood:

20furiousbluebirds:

havelightedfools:

Condoms. I am the safe sex dragon

Mirrors! I’m either a very vain dragon, a very fabulous dragon, or both.

A pile of coppers and small change. I’m a dragon who likes to show off their wealth in the most elaborate and redundant way possible. Or it’s a fashion choice and matches my scales. Or both. 

knitting! I can haz jumpers?

We now have the four main villains of a really weird and slightly undramatic D&D campaign. I can just imagine the faces of the bored and annoyed adventurers walking away with their new hordes…

angle-poise lamps… it will be a very well lit cavern

Lootcrate boxes, how appropriate

dogs

Pillows. I’m the pillow princess of dragons

mine is a pile of blankets !!! @dnd-apothecary we match ❣️

Pillow fort lair!

Keys

Lair filles with… towels. Will be the dryest cave in existence.

Cats. I am fine with this. I’d just catch and kill big ass animals to feed them all.

Leave a comment