Condoms. I am the safe sex dragon
Mirrors! I’m either a very vain dragon, a very fabulous dragon, or both.
A pile of coppers and small change. I’m a dragon who likes to show off their wealth in the most elaborate and redundant way possible. Or it’s a fashion choice and matches my scales. Or both.
knitting! I can haz jumpers?
We now have the four main villains of a really weird and slightly undramatic D&D campaign. I can just imagine the faces of the bored and annoyed adventurers walking away with their new hordes…
angle-poise lamps… it will be a very well lit cavern
Lootcrate boxes, how appropriate
dogs
Pillows. I’m the pillow princess of dragons
mine is a pile of blankets !!! @dnd-apothecary we match ❣️
Pillow fort lair!
Keys
Lair filles with… towels. Will be the dryest cave in existence.
Cats. I am fine with this. I’d just catch and kill big ass animals to feed them all.