So this original idea 100% is stolen from Jenna Marbles and Julien Solomita who thought of a cupcake shop where everything is called a vine reference, and my brain was like
What if virgil ran this cupcake shop???
Like, think of it.
Roman walks in and just nearly fucking dies when he sees the names for the first time, and he’s trying so hard not to laugh when he’s ordering an “A KNIFE! STOP!” and three “Why the fuck would I say printer?!”s. And logan straight faced orders cupcakes like the “I never fucking learned how to read” or “I’m Michael with a B”
Do you know how funny that would be???
It’s called Storytime Cupcakes. Hands down this might be the best au I’ve ever created.
Just to be difficult (and to impress Virgil) Roman starts ordering certain cupcakes by finishing the vines
Like he says “Hi my names Jared, I’m 19…” and Virgil jut goes along with it saying “one And I never fucking learned how to read coming right up!”
*slams fist on table* You’re hired!
Can Patton be a baker in the shop??
Usually does deliveries and makes vine references at your door??
Doesn’t usually go to the front of the shop cause that’s Virgils job, he runs the damn place, but sometimes you see him carrying orders to deliver through or packages to the back of the store and he’s just a bubbly baker man who is constantly running around and never is seen just.. sitting? Or chilling?? Cause he’s working?
Idk man
I was thinking about having him work at the shop, and I think sometimes, to their favorite customers, they’d give misleading compliments. So yeah, that’s good!
I fucking need this in my life
Well, wait, bitch, ‘cause I have forty other things and no motivation
AND LOGAN’S THE ONE WHO KEEPS TRACK OF SUPPLIES AND ORDERS MORE WHEN THEY RUN LOW AND KEEPS EVERYONE ON TASK AND STOPS THEM FROM DOING TOO MUCH AT ONE TIME JESUS I TOOK THIS IDEA AND RAN WITH IT DIDNT I.
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