When little Sophie tells you she doesn’t want to go to bed and wants to watch Dora again…
You fucking let her watch Dora again.
Otherwise, you might die.
No, literally. You might end up with a bullet in your heart otherwise.
Especially since children don’t know what is and isn’t defending themselves and might lie and say that little jimmy was trying to attack them like holy shit this is a bad idea.
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