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Virgil, emerging from his room and feeling like death: Sleeping for 10 hours and still feeling tired is the worlds biggest scam.

Logan: Well, oversleeping can cause fatigue in the-

Virgil, slapping his entire hand into Logan’s face: I don’t need your science right now Logan. I just want some fucking coffee.

Virgil: *about to dump an entire pot of scalding hot black coffee down his throat*

Patton and Roman: *frantically sprinting into the room and wrestling it away from Virgil* NOT AGAIN YOU DON’T!